To quote Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place, “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place! Like Cincinnati.”
I spent a few nights in Cincinnati several years ago and it was a surprisingly above-average place. Here’s an idea to make it a better place: copy the Big Dig in Boston and cover up the sunken highway between Elm Street and Main Street, then put park space on top of it.
Is there already a plan for this? Here’s the satellite view from Google Maps. You can see it better in 3D.
Boston for reference: