To quote Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place, “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place! Like Cincinnati.”
I spent a few nights in Cincinnati several years ago and it was a surprisingly above-average place. Here’s an idea to make it a better place: copy the Big Dig in Boston and cover up the sunken highway between Elm Street and Main Street, then put park space on top of it.
Is there already a plan for this? Here’s the satellite view from Google Maps. You can see it better in 3D.
https://www.google.com/maps/@39.0932444,-84.5208993,876a,35y,41.31h,46.95t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu
Boston for reference: